ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

(via pizza)

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

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surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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marciafernandez:

Behind the Scenes on David Letterman

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clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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rdjnews:

Robert Downey Jr. reached 1 million followers less than a day after joining Twitter — 23 hours and 25 minutes to be exact — after sending out his very first tweet and introducing himself to the social media platform.

His first tweet was published on April 11 at 2:30pm PST.  He has made five posts overall, two of which are replies.

This means Robert Downey Jr. technically now holds the fastest time to reach 1M followers, beating out Charlie Sheen (who holds/held the Guinness World Record at 25 hours + 17 minutes).

Robert Downey Jr. joins Twitter, breaks records.

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makeyourdeduction:

hughhgrant:

sarcastic sherlock is my sexuality

THIS

IS

CANON

GUYS

SERIOUSLY

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dancys:

Would you rather… [x]

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