America has so many nuclear weapons - and this is true - they’ve lost eight of them in the ocean. Do you know how hard it is to lose eight of anything? I can’t even lose one virginity!

Don’t clap for that.

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padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

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atlasalpha:

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you don’t need my permission

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JUST FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS DON’T LET NOTHIN’ HOLD YOU BACK BRO

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samjoonyuh:

Perspective. 

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smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

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jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

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The difference between DC and Marvel

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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futureben:

Just another day in Australian politics

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iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

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